6. NOT a Pizza

Numb : 1
Title: It's NOT a pizza
From : KIWI
Date : 10-24-85
Time : 04;44

 ...and if you call it a pizza, I'll smash your face in.

                                                                     --Kiwi


Numb : 2
Title: It's NOT a pizza
From : KIWI
Date : 10-25-85
Time : 17;12

 ...it's not a crowbar either.  What is it?

                                                                    --Kiwi

Numb : 3
Title: It's NOT a pizza
From : KIWI
Date : 10-26-85
Time : 04;21

 ...a property it shares with most other objects in the universe.

                                                                   --Kiwi

Numb: 4  [Posted on Today's Computers]
Title:It's NOT a pizza
From: KIWI
Date: 10-26-85

 ...it's CRUNCHEWY.

                                                                  --Kiwi

Numb : 5
Title: It's NOT a pizza
From : KIWI
Date : 10-26-85
Time : 22;25

 ...how many times do I have to tell you?

                                                                --Kiwi

Numb : 6
Title: But how can it be lasagna...
From : THE WIZ
Date : 10-27-85
Time : 18;24

  ...if it isn't Italian?

                 The
                  Wiz

Numb : 7
Title: It's NOT a pizza
From : KIWI
Date : 10-28-85
Time : 02;46

 ...but it IS Italian.

                                                                   --Kiwi

P.S. Don't jump to conclusions!

Numb : 8
Title: It's NOT a pizza
From : KIWI
Date : 10-29-85
Time : 04;37

 ...it's an Italian cockroach named Cornelius.

                                                                   --Kiwi